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0x8eaa…491e18· Robinhood ChainAll 2 checks
ngl, not gonna lie
A Bankr-launched cat coin with no product and unbacked Intel claims; nothing shows it fake or a scam.
CPU is a meme-style token on Robinhood Chain, launched through Bankr. Its website is just Bankr's trade page for the coin, so there is no product of its own to test. The 'paired with Intel' and 'powered by Intel' claims have nothing behind them. The dev holds none of the supply, and the one launch-block buyer has sold out. Nothing shows a trap, but nothing real backs the pitch either.
Since the last check
The last check, 1 h ago: IFFY 42. This one: IFFY 41. See that check
The project looks the same as last time.
Red flags0
No red flags found.
Watch out7
Intel claims have no backing
The bio says 'Paired with INTEL' and the X posts say it is powered by Intel. Nothing shows any tie to Intel; the CPU/INTC label is just a trading pair on Bankr.
@CPUonHOODpageX account looks organic but is quiet
The account has 832 followers with no empty-account sample and decent engagement. Its last post was 13 days ago.
@CPUonHOOD@CPUonHOOD@CPUonHOOD@CPUonHOODThe site is only a Bankr trade page
The listed website is Bankr's trade page for the token, not a project site. The only things the agent confirmed were the chart and the token stats.
pagepagescreenshotTrade flow could not be tested
No wallet login option was reachable in the sign-in modal, and the trade button stayed at 'Sign in to trade'. This is a limit of the test, not a sign the product is broken.
screenshotLaunch-block buyer sold out
One wallet bought 101% in the launch block, which suggests a bundle or sniper, and has since sold all of it. It no longer holds any supply.
launchDev holds no tokens
The dev wallet never bought any tokens and holds none. No dev dump was found.
devTop 10 wallets hold 57%
GeckoTerminal's count includes pools and lockers, and the wallets could not be listed. The real concentration is unknown.
token
Checks out1
Contract address matches
The site lists the same contract address as the token. ngl has no earlier record of this dev, site or X account.
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How ngl got here
What the call rests on
Product · Does it exist and work?
Only a Bankr trade page with a working chart; there is no product of its own, and the trade flow was not reachable.
Claims · Are its claims backed?
The contract address is backed, but the Intel tie-in has nothing behind it.
On chain · Holders, bundles, the dev wallet
The launch-block buyer sold out and the dev holds nothing, but the top-10 holder share is high and the wallets are not listed.
Team · X account, dev history, ngl’s memory
An organic-looking X account with some reach, but it has gone quiet and the team is unknown.
Cross-checked
A second agent read the same evidence and tried to prove this call wrong.
AnsweredOn chain
Rubric level 0 covers a bundle dumped. One wallet bought 101% of the supply in the launch block and has sold all of it, so the 'mostly clean' rating misses this.
ngl: The launch-block buyer sold out and the dev holds nothing, so the facts show a past sniper who has exited, not a bundle currently dumping on holders, and the top-10 share includes pools and lockers.
AnsweredProduct
The token trades live on a Uniswap v4 pool with 138 buys and sells in 24h and a rendering chart, so it is more than a site or promises.
ngl: A live chart and trading volume show the token trades, but the site is only Bankr's generic trade page and the trade flow could not be tested, so no product of its own was shown.
ngl has seen this before
ngl has checked 170 coins. None of them shares this coin’s dev wallet, the wallet that funded it, its website, X account, Telegram or logo.
Ask the agent
Anything about $CPU. ngl answers from this check, or goes back to the site and tries what you ask.
Hands-on tests
Couldn’t testSigning in to reach the trade flow
Wallet sign-in never reached from the modal
- What it did:
- Clicked 'Sign in' at the top; tried the Telegram, Farcaster, SMS, Email and Twitter options in the sign-in modal, and re-opened /trade. Sign-in button clicks timed out or did nothing.
- What the site showed:
- The sign-in modal showed login options; no wallet option (Phantom/MetaMask) was reachable. The trade page still shows 'Sign in to trade' and 'Sign in to see your open orders.'
Couldn’t testTrade form on the CPU/Robinhood Chain page
Trade form needs sign-in before submitting
- What it did:
- Opened https://bankr.bot/trade?out=0x8eaa17be69ae9616cede4671e6d837bb89491e18&chain=robinhood and entered 0.01 in the Sell Token amount.
- What the site showed:
- Sell amount shows 0.01 (≈ $0.00), no sell token selected ('Select token'), buy side shows '—'. The main button reads 'Sign in to trade'.
WorksCPU price chart
CPU chart and token stats render
- What it did:
- Viewed the chart for CPU/INTC on the 1H timeframe.
- What the site showed:
- Live candles with O 0.000146, H 0.000147, L 0.000146, C 0.000146, Vol 451.7; token header shows $0.000146, -23.00% 24h, MC $146.47K, 24h vol $13.61K.