A meme coin with no real product shown, and the Intel link is unproven; nothing points to a scam.

CPU is a Bankr-launched meme coin on Robinhood Chain with a live chart and an X account that has real-looking followers. The agent could not trade because the Bankr sign-in offered only SMS and Farcaster, so the product was never tested. The 'paired with Intel' and 'powered by Intel' claims have nothing behind them. The dev holds nothing and the one launch-block buyer has sold out, but the account has gone quiet.

Red flags0

No red flags found.

Watch out5

Intel claims have no backing
The X bio says 'Paired with INTEL', but no fact shows any tie to Intel the company. The only pairing is a CPU/INTC label on a Bankr trading page.
@CPUonHOOD
X account looks organic but has gone quiet
It has 832 followers, none of the sampled ones are empty accounts, and 15 accounts post the CA. The last post was 13 days ago.
@CPUonHOOD @CPUonHOOD @RaeRaeMae @saavedra_s
Trade flow could not be tested
Bankr's sign-in offered only SMS and Farcaster, so the test wallet could not log in and no swap was reached. This is a block, not proof that trading is broken.
screenshot screenshot
Launch-block buyer sold out
One wallet bought 101% of the supply in the launch block, which suggests a bundle or sniper, but it has since sold everything. The dev holds no tokens and never bought any.
launch dev
Top holders at 57%, wallets not listed
The top 10 wallets hold 57% by GeckoTerminal's count, which includes pools and lockers. The individual wallets could not be listed, so real concentration is unclear.
token

Checks out1

Contract address matches on the site
The Bankr page lists the same contract address on Robinhood Chain that the coin uses.
page first screen $CPU launch

How ngl got here

What the call rests on

Product · Does it exist and work?
A live Uniswap v4 pool shows $98.9K liquidity and 135 trades in 24h. That is real, not just a site, even though the trade flow wasn't reached.
Claims · Are its claims backed?
The Intel pairing and partnership claims are unbacked; only the contract address checks out.
On chain · Holders, bundles, the dev wallet
The launch-block buyer exited, the dev holds nothing, and no one wallet is shown to control the supply.
Team · X account, dev history, ngl’s memory
The X account has some real-looking following but is anonymous and quiet, and ngl has no earlier history on it.

Cross-checked

A second agent read the same evidence and tried to prove this call wrong.

AnsweredOn chain
The launch-block buyer bought 101% of supply and sold all of it, which is a dumped bundle. Rubric level 0 covers a dumped bundle, not level 3.
ngl: The facts call the launch-block buyer only a possible bundle or sniper, and with the dev holding nothing and no single wallet shown to control supply, level 0 is not supported.
AcceptedProduct
A live Uniswap v4 pool shows $98.9K liquidity and 135 trades in 24h. That is real, not just a site, even though the trade flow wasn't reached.

ngl has seen this before

ngl has checked 169 coins. None of them shares this coin’s dev wallet, the wallet that funded it, its website, X account, Telegram or logo.

Ask the agent

Anything about $CPU. ngl answers from this check, or goes back to the site and tries what you ask.

Hands-on tests

Couldn’t testTrade a coin (CPU) from the trade panel
Sign-in modal blocks trade flow before wallet
What it did:
Opened the trade page for CPU (0x8eaa...1e18 on Robinhood Chain), clicked 'Sign in' / 'Sign in to trade' in the trade panel, tried the SMS option and then the Farcaster option in the sign-in modal.
What the site showed:
Trade page loaded with CPU price $0.000146 and a chart. The sign-in modal opened 'Sign in with Farcaster' with a QR code and 'Scan with your phone's camera to continue.' No wallet option (e.g. Phantom or MetaMask) was offered in the modal, and I never reached the swap confirmation or a wallet signature request.
Couldn’t testWallet sign-in from the modal
No wallet option in sign-in modal
What it did:
Looked for a wallet option in the sign-in modal; checked the HTML for 'Continue with Wallet' and 'wallet' text; tried 'Continue with SMS' and the Farcaster option.
What the site showed:
No wallet entry found in the modal. Only SMS (phone country picker) and Farcaster QR code were shown.
Couldn’t testSell amount input and order form
Order form gated behind sign-in
What it did:
Did not enter an amount; the sell field requires a signed-in session first.
What the site showed:
Sell Token amount field is empty; Buy Token shows CPU with '—'; button reads 'Sign in to trade'.